I just made out with a guy for $7.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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