Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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