I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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