I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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