i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
