i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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