so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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