I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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