omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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