What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
