Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
