So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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