so that wasnt chicken after all
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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