He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need to align my fucking chakras
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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