yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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