idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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