I wanna bring you to show and tell
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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