There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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