if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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