Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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