how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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