Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I need to align my fucking chakras
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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