whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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