She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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