worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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