wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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