Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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