My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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