your thong is hanging out like whoa
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
this is an emotional support booty call
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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