This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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