Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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