pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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