Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Randomize
