So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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