I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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