508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Panties = found
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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