I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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