they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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