so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I believe in your delicious
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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