grandma shit on top of the toilet
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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