how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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