So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Randomize
