My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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