Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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