Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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