i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You made out with two different species that night
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize