She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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