Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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