careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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