Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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