Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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