took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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