Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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