I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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