He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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