used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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