The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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