Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
